Had a massive review written, but the review thingy is completely FUCKED and wouldn't let me submit it as a review and it ALSO doesn't allow copy-pasting so I guess I'll just put this essay-length review in the comments.
Most of the time, I tend to avoid porn "parody" games because I've never really liked them. I tend to vastly prefer playing NSFW games that have original plots or settings. This game was an exception, because I had to doubletake at its name. Don't get me wrong, I've seen various erotic FNaF parodies in the past, like Five Nights in Anime or the more recent Frenni Fazclaire's Nightclub, but I spent a solid minute just giggling at the name "Five Nights at Fuzzboob's." Goddamn Fuzzboob's. That sounds like an insult that a Nickelodeon sitcom bully character would say and I fucking love it. "Yeah, why don't you say that to my face, fuzzboob?" So because I was just baffled by the name, I thought "what the hell" and downloaded this game.
On the outside, it appears to be a fairly faithful adaptation of the original Five Nights at Freddy's, albiet with busty furry waifus instead of uncanny robot furries, but after having beaten all 5 nights... it is way more than that. First, I suppose I'll address the sex appeal.
I think the designs for the girls are done really well. Something I've always thought about Five Nights in Anime's designs was that they were too... human, I guess? They were obviously designed in a way where they are supposed to be anthropomorphic animals, but their faces are all just... generic anime girls. I know that it's probably just the anime aesthetic, but something about those designs has never really clicked for me. These designs, on the other hand, they click. I think it's the art style. It's cartoony, but it feels adaptable. The characters weren't just lounging around in every camera striking sexy poses, they felt like they had personality outside of being sexual. Stuff like Chica admiring the plushie, Bonnie holding up a cartoon sign with changing text, the way Bonnie just breaks to tune her guitar. I feel like there are even little details that may not have been intended but do great at establishing personality for them. The thing I noticed was that Freddy seems the most determined to get your ass (and dick) compared to the other girls. Whereas Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy all have moments of being distracted in the camera feed, Freddy is almost always focused on getting to your office. She's constantly smirking into the camera or doing something lewd in front of it, giving her this undying confidence and making it feel like she's the biggest threat just from looking at her. The only instance of her not doing that is when she's right outside your office, eating the Special Sauce, but even then I feel like you could read it as confidence. Either as her being so confident that she's taking a snack break right before getting you, or as her intentionally trying to distract you. Above all else, though... I found the character designs both sexy AND cute. I think that's the best thing the character designs do. They still feel endearing, even without the sex appeal angle. Really great all around. The "jumpscares" and "death" screens were also done really well. The "jumpscares" are largely silly. Stuff like Freddy going "rawr," Bonnie's ears poking up from below the screen, or the way Foxy stares wide-eyed at you just really brought a smile to my face, it's really cute. The "death" screens were fine, interestingly enough, my first death was to Golden Freddy because I couldn't figure out how to get her to leave, although I could never figure out what the 2 was in the other girl's sex scenes. Is that something yet to be added, or do I need to do something to unlock them? I was also kind of surprised to find that Foxy wasn't topping. I expected with Phone Guy's description of her wanting to "use your ass" as a fleshlight and the character design in general, that she would have been the one on top, although that's just a minor inconsistency, maybe her "jumpscare" is supposed to be her changing her mind about using your ass, I dunno dude, I'm just here for the funnies. Oh right, the funnies.
This game is fucking hilarious. See, I feel like porn parodies suffer from two common issues. Some games take themselves too seriously, which is really dumb since the idea of taking a pre-existing franchise like... I dunno, Zelda and making it revolve around sex is silly. But then other games don't take themselves seriously enough and then it just feels like the games are just tiptoeing over any context or story just as an excuse to get to the sex scenes (although honestly that's more of a writing problem than specifically a porn parody problem). This game, though, strikes the perfect balance. The characters, plot, and overall concept are really silly when you think about it. Evil furry sex robots are trying to kill you at a... sex pizzeria? But then the gameplay helps ground everything. Despite the silly concept, this is still a Five Nights at Freddy's game. Watch the cameras, don't get caught, and maybe you'll see the next night. The humour also acts as a motivator. I really wanted to reach the next night not just to see how things were gonna play out or just to say I did it, but because I really wanted to hear what Phone Guy was gonna say to me. It's such an amusing concept, that he's so butthurt over you not answering that he spends his calls insulting you and calling you names. He was a pleasure to listen to from start to "finish" (still haven't beaten Night 6 or 7) and there's so many funny little things that he says. Then there's things like the little cameos that show up. Was not expecting to see Ankha, Toriel, Midna, and certainly not goddamn swole as fuck Markiplier randomly show up on the cameras, and let's not forget that a certain Mr. Astley makes a cameo (was really expecting the song to play when that happened.) Everything just made me want to play more, and by the end of it I was grinding my ass to try and beat at least Night 5.
The gameplay is... well, Five Nights at Freddy's. It's not an exact copy, but it's pretty goddamn faithful. There were some inconsistencies I noticed, such as the Golden Freddy poster not changing when you flip up the camera (only doing so when you switch to a different camera and switch back) which resulted in my first death in the game, and the fact that Freddy eventually pulls down your screen if she gets into your office (something Freddy is incapable of in the original game as far as I know) which resulted in a particularly disappointing 5AM failure during my Night 5 attempt. Interestingly enough, I do think that despite the designs and humour, the game does effectively create dread. You get so wrapped up in watching the cameras and doors that when an animatronic eventually does get into the room, it makes you jump. Regardless of Freddy going "rawr" or Bonnie giggling at you, it took me off guard because I was so concerned with the gameplay. Near the latter nights especially, I found myself especially tense. I wasn't afraid of the setting or characters, I was afraid of having to start over. That being said though, there were a few times during my playthrough where I did feel a chill go up my spine. The first encounter with Golden Freddy was especially panic-inducing. I just flailed about wondering why the camera trick wasn't working, and then when she stood up? It was shockingly effective at creating fear. And then there's Freddy's CAM3 pose. Like yeah, she's mugging the camera and fondling herself, but her expression just gave me this "OH FUCK" moment, and not in that way. It adds to the visual characterization of Freddy I brought up earlier. It's great as is now, but I look forward to any potential updates or patches that may help make achieving a 100% a little bit easier for people like me who suck at video games.
Overall, I think the game is really great! I look forward to seeing what else you folks put out. I'm probably gonna keep trying at Night 6, but maybe after a quick break. I don't know if my heart can take this stress.
I don't understand, hours and hours and I'm not able to win the night 4/20. Always the damn five in the morning and I pray for it to be six in the morning, but I never make it, few seconds, but I don't make it, it's frustrating, I give up today.
Buen juego, como se consiguen las otras 2 estrellas? Lo pregunto por qué no me puedo pasar otra ves la noche 6 parece que está más difícil cuando ya te lo pasaste la primera vez, siempre me agarra Fredy xD
Having an issue on night 3 where freddy will just pop up and jumpscare me while she isn't even by the door like the others. She'll be sitting eating from a barrel in the kitchen, I'll check if she is still there, and even if she hasn't moved, I'll close the cams and *bam!* she ends me. Any tips to avoid this? I just don't wanna run out of power anymore between 4 and 6 am trying to guess and close the door at the right time.
I timed the way she moves and the time i got was around 1 min and 15 secs for the time she moves (her laugh is a audio queue for when she moves) so once I know shes in the kitchen I close the door at around 1 minute after she had moved to the kitchen. Hope this helps.
IDK how it works, but try not to use cameras on them only on foxy (you don't need to check every sec) this way you gonna have a lot of power left, and Freddy well guess you need to close the door in the last hour, but I think is something with her laugh or like that
Yeah she jumpscares you from the kitchen door, make sure to keep the cam on her often, she only moves if you don't watch her. Every time she moves, you can hear her giggle more and more.
Oh My bad I Didn't Even you your reply See Comes Randomly for nights 1-6 but Nights 7 4/20 mode a good minute or so it's better to look at her on cams since you actually won't win by just relying on footsteps Trust me I have tried (Sorry for The Late reply)
No foxy isn't random. foxy only moves if you don't give them enough attention, and don't check their cams often enough. It's the same for Freddy as well.
I don't think Golden Freddy crashes the game. I read in the fuzzboobs wiki that if you get Golden Freddy's sex scene, you have to spam the button to go back, which is there to scare the player.
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I wonder how you get the "2" scenes, maybe by beating 4/20 mode???
Beat night 5.
Why did I get downvoted for this?
Had a massive review written, but the review thingy is completely FUCKED and wouldn't let me submit it as a review and it ALSO doesn't allow copy-pasting so I guess I'll just put this essay-length review in the comments.
Most of the time, I tend to avoid porn "parody" games because I've never really liked them. I tend to vastly prefer playing NSFW games that have original plots or settings. This game was an exception, because I had to doubletake at its name. Don't get me wrong, I've seen various erotic FNaF parodies in the past, like Five Nights in Anime or the more recent Frenni Fazclaire's Nightclub, but I spent a solid minute just giggling at the name "Five Nights at Fuzzboob's." Goddamn Fuzzboob's. That sounds like an insult that a Nickelodeon sitcom bully character would say and I fucking love it. "Yeah, why don't you say that to my face, fuzzboob?" So because I was just baffled by the name, I thought "what the hell" and downloaded this game.
On the outside, it appears to be a fairly faithful adaptation of the original Five Nights at Freddy's, albiet with busty furry waifus instead of uncanny robot furries, but after having beaten all 5 nights... it is way more than that. First, I suppose I'll address the sex appeal.
I think the designs for the girls are done really well. Something I've always thought about Five Nights in Anime's designs was that they were too... human, I guess? They were obviously designed in a way where they are supposed to be anthropomorphic animals, but their faces are all just... generic anime girls. I know that it's probably just the anime aesthetic, but something about those designs has never really clicked for me. These designs, on the other hand, they click. I think it's the art style. It's cartoony, but it feels adaptable. The characters weren't just lounging around in every camera striking sexy poses, they felt like they had personality outside of being sexual. Stuff like Chica admiring the plushie, Bonnie holding up a cartoon sign with changing text, the way Bonnie just breaks to tune her guitar. I feel like there are even little details that may not have been intended but do great at establishing personality for them. The thing I noticed was that Freddy seems the most determined to get your ass (and dick) compared to the other girls. Whereas Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy all have moments of being distracted in the camera feed, Freddy is almost always focused on getting to your office. She's constantly smirking into the camera or doing something lewd in front of it, giving her this undying confidence and making it feel like she's the biggest threat just from looking at her. The only instance of her not doing that is when she's right outside your office, eating the Special Sauce, but even then I feel like you could read it as confidence. Either as her being so confident that she's taking a snack break right before getting you, or as her intentionally trying to distract you. Above all else, though... I found the character designs both sexy AND cute. I think that's the best thing the character designs do. They still feel endearing, even without the sex appeal angle. Really great all around. The "jumpscares" and "death" screens were also done really well. The "jumpscares" are largely silly. Stuff like Freddy going "rawr," Bonnie's ears poking up from below the screen, or the way Foxy stares wide-eyed at you just really brought a smile to my face, it's really cute. The "death" screens were fine, interestingly enough, my first death was to Golden Freddy because I couldn't figure out how to get her to leave, although I could never figure out what the 2 was in the other girl's sex scenes. Is that something yet to be added, or do I need to do something to unlock them? I was also kind of surprised to find that Foxy wasn't topping. I expected with Phone Guy's description of her wanting to "use your ass" as a fleshlight and the character design in general, that she would have been the one on top, although that's just a minor inconsistency, maybe her "jumpscare" is supposed to be her changing her mind about using your ass, I dunno dude, I'm just here for the funnies. Oh right, the funnies.
This game is fucking hilarious. See, I feel like porn parodies suffer from two common issues. Some games take themselves too seriously, which is really dumb since the idea of taking a pre-existing franchise like... I dunno, Zelda and making it revolve around sex is silly. But then other games don't take themselves seriously enough and then it just feels like the games are just tiptoeing over any context or story just as an excuse to get to the sex scenes (although honestly that's more of a writing problem than specifically a porn parody problem). This game, though, strikes the perfect balance. The characters, plot, and overall concept are really silly when you think about it. Evil furry sex robots are trying to kill you at a... sex pizzeria? But then the gameplay helps ground everything. Despite the silly concept, this is still a Five Nights at Freddy's game. Watch the cameras, don't get caught, and maybe you'll see the next night. The humour also acts as a motivator. I really wanted to reach the next night not just to see how things were gonna play out or just to say I did it, but because I really wanted to hear what Phone Guy was gonna say to me. It's such an amusing concept, that he's so butthurt over you not answering that he spends his calls insulting you and calling you names. He was a pleasure to listen to from start to "finish" (still haven't beaten Night 6 or 7) and there's so many funny little things that he says. Then there's things like the little cameos that show up. Was not expecting to see Ankha, Toriel, Midna, and certainly not goddamn swole as fuck Markiplier randomly show up on the cameras, and let's not forget that a certain Mr. Astley makes a cameo (was really expecting the song to play when that happened.) Everything just made me want to play more, and by the end of it I was grinding my ass to try and beat at least Night 5.
The gameplay is... well, Five Nights at Freddy's. It's not an exact copy, but it's pretty goddamn faithful. There were some inconsistencies I noticed, such as the Golden Freddy poster not changing when you flip up the camera (only doing so when you switch to a different camera and switch back) which resulted in my first death in the game, and the fact that Freddy eventually pulls down your screen if she gets into your office (something Freddy is incapable of in the original game as far as I know) which resulted in a particularly disappointing 5AM failure during my Night 5 attempt. Interestingly enough, I do think that despite the designs and humour, the game does effectively create dread. You get so wrapped up in watching the cameras and doors that when an animatronic eventually does get into the room, it makes you jump. Regardless of Freddy going "rawr" or Bonnie giggling at you, it took me off guard because I was so concerned with the gameplay. Near the latter nights especially, I found myself especially tense. I wasn't afraid of the setting or characters, I was afraid of having to start over. That being said though, there were a few times during my playthrough where I did feel a chill go up my spine. The first encounter with Golden Freddy was especially panic-inducing. I just flailed about wondering why the camera trick wasn't working, and then when she stood up? It was shockingly effective at creating fear. And then there's Freddy's CAM3 pose. Like yeah, she's mugging the camera and fondling herself, but her expression just gave me this "OH FUCK" moment, and not in that way. It adds to the visual characterization of Freddy I brought up earlier. It's great as is now, but I look forward to any potential updates or patches that may help make achieving a 100% a little bit easier for people like me who suck at video games.
Overall, I think the game is really great! I look forward to seeing what else you folks put out. I'm probably gonna keep trying at Night 6, but maybe after a quick break. I don't know if my heart can take this stress.
You have put my review to shame. (Not mad or anything) I just read it and I 100% agree with you.
P.S You get the 2 scene by "dying" on night 5 or 6.
Post nut clarity hit this man like a goddamn truck jeez
lol
Thank you for this in depth review! I’m glad you enjoyed the game. :D
Just A Question is their anyway to get the final star?
You can fuck a donut. Best game ever
Would love to get some audio settings, like a volume slider
I wish the neck length of the girls was much less than it is.
So when the next update releases our progress will reset? I dont mind since I figured that I no longer need to use the camera cus of audio cues
I think they mentioned you can keep it if you downloaded the game. If you play in browser you’ll lose the save when the game updates
If I download the game will it be a proper file on my pc or remain on itch?
on your pc
Oh ok
When it come out on android?
how do you save your battery life
pls give me a saves
i glad to give you my save but i dont now where they stored. if you say i will give you.
So like, will this game get updated because it's really fun
game fun keep it up :D
Cant wait for the update. From what I saw itll be awesome
I don't understand, hours and hours and I'm not able to win the night 4/20. Always the damn five in the morning and I pray for it to be six in the morning, but I never make it, few seconds, but I don't make it, it's frustrating, I give up today.
Ya tengo la segunda estrella, ahora como se consigue la tercera?
not currently possible, wait for update
everytime golden freddie shows up the game crashes, ive gotten it twice to where it gives the scene but it crashes in that too
Doesn't crash, the return button simply doesn't work for a couple times to scare the player. Just spam it, and it should be fine.
mine closes to desktop, ill keep trying though
i saw among us in the bathroom, 10/10
yeah
90% of this game is luck. it isn't fun.
dude its a porn fnaf game what did you expect?
skill issue
Yeah man imagine not being able to beat a fnaf 1 parody
Cuando saldrá la versión 0.0.8?
Coming soon
Will there be android compatibility in the future?
the authors talked about the possibility of adding compatibility but without any specifics
yo the power drain and the foxy aggression is too much for me im scared of 4/20 also quest users rise up with me
como espero una update o una 2 parte
Sometimes Bonnie would just stand at the left door and not leave
She stood there for more than an hour before my power runs out
Happened to me as well. She just stands there and I just have to wait for her to decide to leave, which takes like 10% of my power if I am lucky
Maybe she likes you? ._.
ikr? So annoying.
honestly best game made on the site
Buen juego, como se consiguen las otras 2 estrellas? Lo pregunto por qué no me puedo pasar otra ves la noche 6 parece que está más difícil cuando ya te lo pasaste la primera vez, siempre me agarra Fredy xD
is there a way to silence phone guy?
Top left
mute buttom on top left
any dev mode yet?
Having an issue on night 3 where freddy will just pop up and jumpscare me while she isn't even by the door like the others. She'll be sitting eating from a barrel in the kitchen, I'll check if she is still there, and even if she hasn't moved, I'll close the cams and *bam!* she ends me. Any tips to avoid this? I just don't wanna run out of power anymore between 4 and 6 am trying to guess and close the door at the right time.
that's legit a part of the original game. freddy's entire thing is jumpscaring you from that cam
Oh, I thought freddy would show up at the window first like Chica. Didn't realize that she could go straight from the kitchen to jumpscare
I timed the way she moves and the time i got was around 1 min and 15 secs for the time she moves (her laugh is a audio queue for when she moves) so once I know shes in the kitchen I close the door at around 1 minute after she had moved to the kitchen. Hope this helps.
IDK how it works, but try not to use cameras on them only on foxy (you don't need to check every sec) this way you gonna have a lot of power left, and Freddy well guess you need to close the door in the last hour, but I think is something with her laugh or like that
Each time she giggles, she moves. You also have to keep the cam on freddy to, cuz she only moves if you don't watch her often like foxy.
Yeah she jumpscares you from the kitchen door, make sure to keep the cam on her often, she only moves if you don't watch her. Every time she moves, you can hear her giggle more and more.
It takes time to make a game dude
hi, Mac version soon ? Great game btw thx !!!
can you make android version? please please please please
just convert the exe fie of the game to an apk.
how?
Android version please
so if you click too much on freddys booba on the poster its an instant kill from Goldie
how do I open scene 2?
I Think You need to Beat Night 6 I didn't really pay Attention to that when i played
you have to "die" to someone on night 6
foxy is best girl
Agreed
technically foxy isn't a 'girl' in this game.
I said what I meant.
closet boys not gonna like that one XD
I. Said. What. I. Fucking. Meant.
Who cares what you mean when you're wrong XD
but when will she finally come to the office instead of staring at camra
Oh My bad I Didn't Even you your reply See Comes Randomly for nights 1-6 but Nights 7 4/20 mode a good minute or so it's better to look at her on cams since you actually won't win by just relying on footsteps Trust me I have tried (Sorry for The Late reply)
"girl"
I said what I meant.
when does foxy actually start making her way to the office?
It's random I think but mostly at 2am or 1:30
so foxy will move randomly around 1am to 2am?
Yeah but most commonly at 2am
thank you for telling me i am very happy
No foxy isn't random. foxy only moves if you don't give them enough attention, and don't check their cams often enough. It's the same for Freddy as well.
Does anyone have any tips to beating night 6?
Footsteps = Win Chica has Silent steps and bonnie has more notice able footsteps
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Chica doesn't have silent steps, I can hear her all the time.
Oops I Meant less Noticeable But I Might Just be How I Played I guess ty for fixing
dose anyone know how many "jumpscares" you can get?
7 The last One Is a picture though so not a jumpscare
(When You Beat 4/20 Mode)
thanks
Jumpscares with sex scenes as well: 5
Only Jumpscare : 1
(This is based on all that I know about the game)
should the game close when golden freddy (or what ever the name is) comes in my office? (Because that scared me lol)
You Can pull the Camera Up to Get her away Or Let Her Jumpscare you she'll close the game For you lol
she jumpscared me and as i clicked 'go back' the game closed i should of been more specific (at least i know it should be that way XD)
lol
I don't think Golden Freddy crashes the game. I read in the fuzzboobs wiki that if you get Golden Freddy's sex scene, you have to spam the button to go back, which is there to scare the player.