There are two ways Golden Freddy can be triggered.
One - If you spam on the poster in the office, and she jumpscares you.
Two - If she randomly appears in front of you, right after you close cams. To stop her before she jumpscares you, just go to cam 3 on your cam, and click on the poster on the wall.
So, if you're getting jumped so frequently by her, maybe it;s because you clicked on the poster on the wall 7 times, which triggers her jumpscare.
However, if you see her pop up on your desk, then your only way to avoid her jumpscare, is to go to cam 3 and clik on the poster on the wall, and then she should go away.
Ok I'm asking this not just for myself but everyone who enjoys this game. Does anyone have a guide on 100% the game. I've personally got 65% for scenes and not sure how to get the rest so any help would be appreciated very much.
Hello again my dude. Here is "to do" list for the completionist part of your perverted soul:
1. Finish 5 basic nights - to get both scenes of 4 major girls. One extra "game over" also lay on your desk in a form of a donut ( click the shit out of that glazed slut ).
2. Night 6 is next, obviously, good luck with that - it will grant you the custom night menu. Main source for most of the game secrets and pain in your ass later.
3. Play some custom modes: default 8/0/0/8 , good old 1/9/8/7 and 6/9/6/9 - they will unlock some plushies at the office, so you not gonna feel lonely while being raped by the Foxy in the final challenge.
4. 20/20/20/20 - may the Gods of Lust have mercy for your, cause those bithces definetly won't.
That's the thing! I can't beat 4/20 so I tried playing once against Foxy, then against Freddy, and lastly Bonnie & Chica all on lvl 20 but not in 4/20. And I got the main plushies anyways :o That's why I only have 5% completion left; I need to beat 4/20 so I achieve 100% and get the last animation.
you give me your secrets or tips I've tried every single tip I've gotten from you and others either Im fucking stupid or just unlucky Cause I haven't beaten 4/20 at all! and its driving me to my breaking point! I just wanna complete it already the gameovers aren't making me happy just pissing me off more!
heyyyy, only becouse i am truly lazy as f... and am not good at it to complete it can you give me the save file for it??? pls... help me out i really need some help
I... never thought too much about it Secrets are... secret! You should try completing the 6 nights and then beat custom night with the 4 most obvious codes you can think of. There's a pair of dev plushies unlocked by watching the credits.
Lemme know how it goes! I'm trying to get the last 5% myself
So the answer to our question is on Parts & Service cam. There's a small chance to see what the endoskeletons look like. They do have fleshy (artificial ig) bits
So, if you want to follow the original FNAF lore, than these are machines that are called Animatronics, but have a soul trapped inside of them, that are cursed to be stuck inside these machine-bodies.
However, I don't know if the devs made this cannon, since this is just a parody of the actual game.
The secrets, are codes you enter into the custom night settings, which allow you to get plushies (easter eggs), and sex scenes. Some codes I know are: 6969, 1987, and default 8008.
Try and conserve as much as you can, and not waste it on the other girls except for Foxy. You can stall foxy's runs by keeping a watch for her on cams, and listening to the other girls' cues, instead of watching them on cams.
If you're getting jumpscared -
Keep track of the animatronics, and have an idea of how close they are to coming to your door. Freddy giggles each time she moves, and after 5 giggles, she will be at your right door in a couple seconds, so hear for her giggles.
Chica and Bonnie both have random paths, but make the same footstep noises when they appear at your door, (Chica is always on the right door, and Bonnie always on the left) so listen for their cues and close the appropriate door when necessary.
Hi loving the game so far just had a few questions. 1 how do you unlock the 2 option during scenes. and 2 anybody have suggestion on how to better manage power? I JUST made it to night 5 with like 4 power left to spare. Main concern with this is of course Freddy not sure how she works to defend against. ALSO 1 more question is it impossible to keep Goldie's scene? I assume yes as like her main counterpart the game crashes upon interacting with her. Too bad cause she right cute.
You get 2-nd option of all main scenes by beating night 5.
Freddy movement can be tracked on cameras ( default pattern: 1A -> 7 -> 1B -> 5 -> 3 -> 6 ) or by sound cues - her laugh. She become a threat around 4 am after moving into last position. Here she will repeatedly attack from the right side. You cant see her at the door directly, so best strategy is periodically close the door every 5-10 sec and ALWAYS when you flip up the camera.
You cant keep Golden Freddy scene like the others, however it can be triggered at any time by typing: 6/9/6/9 in the custom night menu.
You can get a golden freddy scene on cams. You have to go to Cam 3, the closet, and find a specific time, when the poster on the wall has changed ot have Golden Freddy's face on it.
You have to repeatedly go back and forth between cam 3, and another cam, to get the poster image.
Note: Each time you come back to cam 3, it will have something new on the poster, but you have to wait for golden freddy's face to appear on it.
dev I have a question for your graciousness are you going to make an Android port I'm not gonna risk those fake download sites so I'm at the source to ask such a question for thee
Freddy moves based on the time. You don't have to watch out for freddy at all until its around 4/5 a.m. Around those times you'll hear her laugh again and that's when she appears in the room to the right of your office on the cameras. For example, she'll be in the closet after I think about three or four laughs in total, and you're safe from her at that point. After you hear one more laugh after she's in that closet, you're no longer safe with your right door open at all unless you're watching her on the camera. So the strategy is when she's in that room, you HAVE to close your right door when you're checking foxy or any other room but can open the door when your done and immediately go back to freddy in that room on the camera.
You must have lost all your power, which is when Freddy comes to jumpscare you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
However, you can clutch with this method. if you are having trouble conserving your power throughout the entirety of the night, then you can try and conserve it until a little after 5am. By doing so, you will have a high chance of getting to 6 am and completing the night, before Freddy can jumpscare you.
Freddy will giggle 5 times before coming to your door if she’s in the kitchen. Bonny comes from the left and Chika comes from the right. Open your camera on foxy every few seconds, so you can delay her run.
A shame really. I'd love it if it were like the kitchen in the og but maybe for other animatronic than chica. Maybe adding it as an actual room messes with their path
Headphones can really help for 4/20. All you have to do is watch foxy on Bootycove, and listen for the other girl's footsteps. The more you keep cams on foxy, the longer it stalls her from running to your door.
This doesn't have stereo sound tho, or does it? It'd be amazing to tell which door they're coming just by hearing alone.
Also, does Freddy make any noise when she moves from the bottom right camera into the office? I tried testing it but I couldn't hear any footsteps or giggles (other than her leaving)
well no, foxy is always hits 3 times per visit and after each visit the next time they come, takes 1% more each hit, so first hit is 3 (1 per) second is 6 (2 per) and so on until 5
It's supposed to be possible if you manage to stall Foxy enough to run at you once in the whole night. I think that's the only thing that makes it as hard as it is.
I learned that, to get the plushies, you don't need to beat 4/20; you just need to beat the animatronics at their lvl 20. Which means you can take them one on one and still get the plushies. That said, beating 4/20 gives you the last 5% completion.
You have to get them in the game, in order for them to become shortcuts for you. (Once you get one, you can always get it again by going to its shortcut, without having to play the game for it again)
how many people just opens the door to check and see if Bonnie is still there instead of focusing on the alien art that's i the window (10/10 alien art btw)
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Is this game even playable, I can't play 1 min without golden freddy crashing my game for some reason?
if you get the scene just click the button 5 times
the exit button?
sounds like a skill issue
bro likes clicking the funny parts :)
oof
100% playable and beatable! It is very hard tho
that's what she said
ayo
There are two ways Golden Freddy can be triggered.
One - If you spam on the poster in the office, and she jumpscares you.
Two - If she randomly appears in front of you, right after you close cams. To stop her before she jumpscares you, just go to cam 3 on your cam, and click on the poster on the wall.
So, if you're getting jumped so frequently by her, maybe it;s because you clicked on the poster on the wall 7 times, which triggers her jumpscare.
However, if you see her pop up on your desk, then your only way to avoid her jumpscare, is to go to cam 3 and clik on the poster on the wall, and then she should go away.
GOD I HATE FREDDY SM SHE KEEPS RUINING NIGHT 5
Ok I'm asking this not just for myself but everyone who enjoys this game. Does anyone have a guide on 100% the game. I've personally got 65% for scenes and not sure how to get the rest so any help would be appreciated very much.
Hello again my dude. Here is "to do" list for the completionist part of your perverted soul:
1. Finish 5 basic nights - to get both scenes of 4 major girls. One extra "game over" also lay on your desk in a form of a donut ( click the shit out of that glazed slut ).
2. Night 6 is next, obviously, good luck with that - it will grant you the custom night menu. Main source for most of the game secrets and pain in your ass later.
3. Play some custom modes: default 8/0/0/8 , good old 1/9/8/7 and 6/9/6/9 - they will unlock some plushies at the office, so you not gonna feel lonely while being raped by the Foxy in the final challenge.
4. 20/20/20/20 - may the Gods of Lust have mercy for your, cause those bithces definetly won't.
Ahh, damn I spoiled myself what the last animation was, lol
Do the custom modes codes give you plushies? I thought I got em by playing against lvl20 animatronics individually.
Also is 4/20 the last 5% completion? I'm at 95%
4/20 unlocks plushies of the main 4, but there are more of them. Already wrote about the other modes.
And yes, its also the last 5% if you already done everything else.
That's the thing! I can't beat 4/20 so I tried playing once against Foxy, then against Freddy, and lastly Bonnie & Chica all on lvl 20 but not in 4/20. And I got the main plushies anyways :o
That's why I only have 5% completion left; I need to beat 4/20 so I achieve 100% and get the last animation.
I did it :3 You're a legend
you give me your secrets or tips I've tried every single tip I've gotten from you and others either Im fucking stupid or just unlucky Cause I haven't beaten 4/20 at all! and its driving me to my breaking point! I just wanna complete it already the gameovers aren't making me happy just pissing me off more!
If you haven't yet completed 4/20, and have 95%, then yeah, that has to be it.
heyyyy, only becouse i am truly lazy as f... and am not good at it to complete it can you give me the save file for it??? pls... help me out i really need some help
how do they all work? (can't beat night 6 atm)
so are they robots? like do they have fleshlights implanted in them or what? also what are the secrets?
.... <--- (i'm not joking when i put these in peoples comments)
I... never thought too much about it
Secrets are... secret! You should try completing the 6 nights and then beat custom night with the 4 most obvious codes you can think of.
There's a pair of dev plushies unlocked by watching the credits.
Lemme know how it goes! I'm trying to get the last 5% myself
So the answer to our question is on Parts & Service cam. There's a small chance to see what the endoskeletons look like. They do have fleshy (artificial ig) bits
thas wack
So, if you want to follow the original FNAF lore, than these are machines that are called Animatronics, but have a soul trapped inside of them, that are cursed to be stuck inside these machine-bodies.
However, I don't know if the devs made this cannon, since this is just a parody of the actual game.
The secrets, are codes you enter into the custom night settings, which allow you to get plushies (easter eggs), and sex scenes. Some codes I know are: 6969, 1987, and default 8008.
don't matter what they are, they horny as hell.
lmao
guys i need help on night 5 pls i cant get it done
srry, I just went AFK and lucked out.
If you're running out of power -
Try and conserve as much as you can, and not waste it on the other girls except for Foxy. You can stall foxy's runs by keeping a watch for her on cams, and listening to the other girls' cues, instead of watching them on cams.
If you're getting jumpscared -
Keep track of the animatronics, and have an idea of how close they are to coming to your door. Freddy giggles each time she moves, and after 5 giggles, she will be at your right door in a couple seconds, so hear for her giggles.
Chica and Bonnie both have random paths, but make the same footstep noises when they appear at your door, (Chica is always on the right door, and Bonnie always on the left) so listen for their cues and close the appropriate door when necessary.
This shit is straight fire ngl. Fun, high quality and cant wait to seee your career flourish.
true dat
I've been playing this for days and still don't understand some of the Foxy voicelines
me neither tbh
Hi loving the game so far just had a few questions. 1 how do you unlock the 2 option during scenes. and 2 anybody have suggestion on how to better manage power? I JUST made it to night 5 with like 4 power left to spare. Main concern with this is of course Freddy not sure how she works to defend against. ALSO 1 more question is it impossible to keep Goldie's scene? I assume yes as like her main counterpart the game crashes upon interacting with her. Too bad cause she right cute.
You get 2-nd option of all main scenes by beating night 5.
Freddy movement can be tracked on cameras ( default pattern: 1A -> 7 -> 1B -> 5 -> 3 -> 6 ) or by sound cues - her laugh. She become a threat around 4 am after moving into last position. Here she will repeatedly attack from the right side. You cant see her at the door directly, so best strategy is periodically close the door every 5-10 sec and ALWAYS when you flip up the camera.
You cant keep Golden Freddy scene like the others, however it can be triggered at any time by typing: 6/9/6/9 in the custom night menu.
Thanks for the info!
The mroe night you beat, the more scenes you can unlock. You can't get the second scenes yet, but you can after you beat more nights.
You can get a golden freddy scene on cams. You have to go to Cam 3, the closet, and find a specific time, when the poster on the wall has changed ot have Golden Freddy's face on it.
You have to repeatedly go back and forth between cam 3, and another cam, to get the poster image.
Note: Each time you come back to cam 3, it will have something new on the poster, but you have to wait for golden freddy's face to appear on it.
dev I have a question for your graciousness are you going to make an Android port I'm not gonna risk those fake download sites so I'm at the source to ask such a question for thee
suprisingly good fnaf clone, although the battery drains a bit too fast usually leaving me at 10% during 5 a
I finally have enough motivation to play this game again
did not expect this much quality from a porn parody
thank u i tried
actually, i’m going to put more “quality” next build lol
when it comes to fnaf fangames, this porn parody is way too high on the quality list
thank u
Freddy shows up out of no where and kills me? I still have power and no one is at the door. What is happening?
Freddy moves based on the time. You don't have to watch out for freddy at all until its around 4/5 a.m. Around those times you'll hear her laugh again and that's when she appears in the room to the right of your office on the cameras. For example, she'll be in the closet after I think about three or four laughs in total, and you're safe from her at that point. After you hear one more laugh after she's in that closet, you're no longer safe with your right door open at all unless you're watching her on the camera. So the strategy is when she's in that room, you HAVE to close your right door when you're checking foxy or any other room but can open the door when your done and immediately go back to freddy in that room on the camera.
Okay, thanks!
You must have lost all your power, which is when Freddy comes to jumpscare you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
However, you can clutch with this method. if you are having trouble conserving your power throughout the entirety of the night, then you can try and conserve it until a little after 5am. By doing so, you will have a high chance of getting to 6 am and completing the night, before Freddy can jumpscare you.
Where I can get some plush toys
How do I get the second death animations?
Gotta complete 5 nights, then you can see them in the animation shortcuts (Extras)
open a mobile version someday ?
Can you release a file that has every animatronic png/poses would be greatly appreciated.
Is there anything to get in the credits?
a couple of plushies! :)
how do you get them
I watched the credits once. Not sure if u need to watch em till the end, but I guess it makes sense :)
ok
im stuck at night 4 can somebody help me?
who keeps on killing you?
try not to look at cams as much and for chica everytime you get on cams check on her to keep her away.
freddy is killing me but i still have power
Freddy will giggle 5 times before coming to your door if she’s in the kitchen. Bonny comes from the left and Chika comes from the right. Open your camera on foxy every few seconds, so you can delay her run.
Foxy has a sexy dick
true dat
Anyone know how long a night is?
(need to knowa)
About 8 min, not sure tho.
ill time it
Just time one of the hours, and you'll get an approximation for the entire night.
it's 8:54:47 or around 8:40-8:59 for a full night, according to my time (night 4).
15 minutes! timeflies?
I now realize I fell asleep and timed two consecutive nights
i keep getting killed by golden freddy and its kinda annoyin
you gotta keep pulling your monitor up till she leaves
but where is she? it's everytime the call ends or gets mute
when she appears in your office just pull up your monitor and keep checking every few second till she leaves
You don't just have to pull up your monitor, you must go to cam 3 and click on the poster on the wall. Then she should go away.
But I think you mean her other jumpscare, that you can also get if you click on the poster in your office 7 times. I think that's why you keep dying.
Otherwise, she should just pop up on your office desk, right in front of you.
which poster
first to reply to this message and i will grind to 85% again (my game crash and deleted my progress)
You can do it! I got it to 95%, did you check the credits?
thank you and also no i didn't
How'd it go? I still can't make it past 95%
I'm weirdly not afraid of losing progress if the devs update the game, I'd gladly grind my way back
Also got to 95%
I have all the plushies and animations... I think? I did all codes as far as I know :(
Ah, I didn't beat 4/20 yet
Does the women restroom make any noise? I've been playing for quite a few hours and haven't heard anything from that one.
Love the game! Gotta get all the plushies ;)
I think that's just there as a room, I don't think it has any relation to the actual gameplay.
A shame really. I'd love it if it were like the kitchen in the og but maybe for other animatronic than chica. Maybe adding it as an actual room messes with their path
Headphones can really help for 4/20. All you have to do is watch foxy on Bootycove, and listen for the other girl's footsteps. The more you keep cams on foxy, the longer it stalls her from running to your door.
This doesn't have stereo sound tho, or does it? It'd be amazing to tell which door they're coming just by hearing alone.
Also, does Freddy make any noise when she moves from the bottom right camera into the office? I tried testing it but I couldn't hear any footsteps or giggles (other than her leaving)
I like how the phone guy's talking is really balanced, like he fucks around and talks about weird stuff, but also gives information for the player.
is this game forklift certified?
yes
When is the Ohio version gonna come out
Is 4/20 even possible lmao been trying for hours and keep dying because foxy steals 15% of my final power at 5am LOLL
learn that foxy only steals 8% each run
well no, foxy is always hits 3 times per visit and after each visit the next time they come, takes 1% more each hit, so first hit is 3 (1 per) second is 6 (2 per) and so on until 5
Totally possible, beat it myself.
Just keep cams on her as much as possible, so she doesn't run to your door in the first place.
It's supposed to be possible if you manage to stall Foxy enough to run at you once in the whole night. I think that's the only thing that makes it as hard as it is.
I learned that, to get the plushies, you don't need to beat 4/20; you just need to beat the animatronics at their lvl 20. Which means you can take them one on one and still get the plushies. That said, beating 4/20 gives you the last 5% completion.
What the fuck happened to Glazed's fan??
it died ;;
why did i read this with kratos voice
creator of this game, what is your wisdom?
It’s easier to say a compliment than an insult, the better you treat people the happier the world. uwu
what are all of the sex scene shortcuts?
You have to get them in the game, in order for them to become shortcuts for you. (Once you get one, you can always get it again by going to its shortcut, without having to play the game for it again)
yes
oh my god the italic letters spell rickroll in the warning lol
lmao ya
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
how many people just opens the door to check and see if Bonnie is still there instead of focusing on the alien art that's i the window (10/10 alien art btw)
BASED
me lmao
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna make you cry
Will there be keyboard controls in the future? Clicking can be annoying sometimes, and slow too.