Freddy moves based on the time. You don't have to watch out for freddy at all until its around 4/5 a.m. Around those times you'll hear her laugh again and that's when she appears in the room to the right of your office on the cameras. For example, she'll be in the closet after I think about three or four laughs in total, and you're safe from her at that point. After you hear one more laugh after she's in that closet, you're no longer safe with your right door open at all unless you're watching her on the camera. So the strategy is when she's in that room, you HAVE to close your right door when you're checking foxy or any other room but can open the door when your done and immediately go back to freddy in that room on the camera.
You must have lost all your power, which is when Freddy comes to jumpscare you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
However, you can clutch with this method. if you are having trouble conserving your power throughout the entirety of the night, then you can try and conserve it until a little after 5am. By doing so, you will have a high chance of getting to 6 am and completing the night, before Freddy can jumpscare you.
Freddy will giggle 5 times before coming to your door if she’s in the kitchen. Bonny comes from the left and Chika comes from the right. Open your camera on foxy every few seconds, so you can delay her run.
A shame really. I'd love it if it were like the kitchen in the og but maybe for other animatronic than chica. Maybe adding it as an actual room messes with their path
Headphones can really help for 4/20. All you have to do is watch foxy on Bootycove, and listen for the other girl's footsteps. The more you keep cams on foxy, the longer it stalls her from running to your door.
This doesn't have stereo sound tho, or does it? It'd be amazing to tell which door they're coming just by hearing alone.
Also, does Freddy make any noise when she moves from the bottom right camera into the office? I tried testing it but I couldn't hear any footsteps or giggles (other than her leaving)
well no, foxy is always hits 3 times per visit and after each visit the next time they come, takes 1% more each hit, so first hit is 3 (1 per) second is 6 (2 per) and so on until 5
It's supposed to be possible if you manage to stall Foxy enough to run at you once in the whole night. I think that's the only thing that makes it as hard as it is.
I learned that, to get the plushies, you don't need to beat 4/20; you just need to beat the animatronics at their lvl 20. Which means you can take them one on one and still get the plushies. That said, beating 4/20 gives you the last 5% completion.
You have to get them in the game, in order for them to become shortcuts for you. (Once you get one, you can always get it again by going to its shortcut, without having to play the game for it again)
how many people just opens the door to check and see if Bonnie is still there instead of focusing on the alien art that's i the window (10/10 alien art btw)
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did not expect this much quality from a porn parody
thank u i tried
actually, i’m going to put more “quality” next build lol
when it comes to fnaf fangames, this porn parody is way too high on the quality list
thank u
Freddy shows up out of no where and kills me? I still have power and no one is at the door. What is happening?
Freddy moves based on the time. You don't have to watch out for freddy at all until its around 4/5 a.m. Around those times you'll hear her laugh again and that's when she appears in the room to the right of your office on the cameras. For example, she'll be in the closet after I think about three or four laughs in total, and you're safe from her at that point. After you hear one more laugh after she's in that closet, you're no longer safe with your right door open at all unless you're watching her on the camera. So the strategy is when she's in that room, you HAVE to close your right door when you're checking foxy or any other room but can open the door when your done and immediately go back to freddy in that room on the camera.
Okay, thanks!
You must have lost all your power, which is when Freddy comes to jumpscare you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
However, you can clutch with this method. if you are having trouble conserving your power throughout the entirety of the night, then you can try and conserve it until a little after 5am. By doing so, you will have a high chance of getting to 6 am and completing the night, before Freddy can jumpscare you.
Where I can get some plush toys
How do I get the second death animations?
Gotta complete 5 nights, then you can see them in the animation shortcuts (Extras)
open a mobile version someday ?
Can you release a file that has every animatronic png/poses would be greatly appreciated.
Is there anything to get in the credits?
a couple of plushies! :)
how do you get them
I watched the credits once. Not sure if u need to watch em till the end, but I guess it makes sense :)
ok
im stuck at night 4 can somebody help me?
who keeps on killing you?
try not to look at cams as much and for chica everytime you get on cams check on her to keep her away.
freddy is killing me but i still have power
Freddy will giggle 5 times before coming to your door if she’s in the kitchen. Bonny comes from the left and Chika comes from the right. Open your camera on foxy every few seconds, so you can delay her run.
Foxy has a sexy dick
true dat
Anyone know how long a night is?
(need to knowa)
About 8 min, not sure tho.
ill time it
Just time one of the hours, and you'll get an approximation for the entire night.
it's 8:54:47 or around 8:40-8:59 for a full night, according to my time (night 4).
15 minutes! timeflies?
I now realize I fell asleep and timed two consecutive nights
i keep getting killed by golden freddy and its kinda annoyin
you gotta keep pulling your monitor up till she leaves
but where is she? it's everytime the call ends or gets mute
when she appears in your office just pull up your monitor and keep checking every few second till she leaves
You don't just have to pull up your monitor, you must go to cam 3 and click on the poster on the wall. Then she should go away.
But I think you mean her other jumpscare, that you can also get if you click on the poster in your office 7 times. I think that's why you keep dying.
Otherwise, she should just pop up on your office desk, right in front of you.
which poster
first to reply to this message and i will grind to 85% again (my game crash and deleted my progress)
You can do it! I got it to 95%, did you check the credits?
thank you and also no i didn't
How'd it go? I still can't make it past 95%
I'm weirdly not afraid of losing progress if the devs update the game, I'd gladly grind my way back
Also got to 95%
I have all the plushies and animations... I think? I did all codes as far as I know :(
Ah, I didn't beat 4/20 yet
Does the women restroom make any noise? I've been playing for quite a few hours and haven't heard anything from that one.
Love the game! Gotta get all the plushies ;)
I think that's just there as a room, I don't think it has any relation to the actual gameplay.
A shame really. I'd love it if it were like the kitchen in the og but maybe for other animatronic than chica. Maybe adding it as an actual room messes with their path
Headphones can really help for 4/20. All you have to do is watch foxy on Bootycove, and listen for the other girl's footsteps. The more you keep cams on foxy, the longer it stalls her from running to your door.
This doesn't have stereo sound tho, or does it? It'd be amazing to tell which door they're coming just by hearing alone.
Also, does Freddy make any noise when she moves from the bottom right camera into the office? I tried testing it but I couldn't hear any footsteps or giggles (other than her leaving)
I like how the phone guy's talking is really balanced, like he fucks around and talks about weird stuff, but also gives information for the player.
is this game forklift certified?
yes
When is the Ohio version gonna come out
Is 4/20 even possible lmao been trying for hours and keep dying because foxy steals 15% of my final power at 5am LOLL
learn that foxy only steals 8% each run
well no, foxy is always hits 3 times per visit and after each visit the next time they come, takes 1% more each hit, so first hit is 3 (1 per) second is 6 (2 per) and so on until 5
Totally possible, beat it myself.
Just keep cams on her as much as possible, so she doesn't run to your door in the first place.
It's supposed to be possible if you manage to stall Foxy enough to run at you once in the whole night. I think that's the only thing that makes it as hard as it is.
I learned that, to get the plushies, you don't need to beat 4/20; you just need to beat the animatronics at their lvl 20. Which means you can take them one on one and still get the plushies. That said, beating 4/20 gives you the last 5% completion.
What the fuck happened to Glazed's fan??
it died ;;
why did i read this with kratos voice
creator of this game, what is your wisdom?
It’s easier to say a compliment than an insult, the better you treat people the happier the world. uwu
what are all of the sex scene shortcuts?
You have to get them in the game, in order for them to become shortcuts for you. (Once you get one, you can always get it again by going to its shortcut, without having to play the game for it again)
yes
oh my god the italic letters spell rickroll in the warning lol
lmao ya
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
how many people just opens the door to check and see if Bonnie is still there instead of focusing on the alien art that's i the window (10/10 alien art btw)
BASED
me lmao
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna make you cry
Will there be keyboard controls in the future? Clicking can be annoying sometimes, and slow too.
Could you guys make a version available for my Samsung smart fridge?
Can you make a version available for toasters?
When is the android version?
at this point i'm not even here to bust, i'm now just here to competitively complete everything
Same
I came here to complete the entire game, but ended up busting on chica lmao
skill issue, but hey, keep thriving and sometimes throbbing
Im so focused on the game i never even get hard lmao
I wish the devs made a five nights at freddy's security breach porn parody. That would be a very cool project.
shits bussin
im just here to get your hopes up
is there going to be a mac version?
in the next update there might be cuz they may also be adding a phone version
k lets just hope it is
hi I was wondering if we could get a android version I really wanna play this but I don't have a PC pls ;-;
Game would probably be better to play on mobile rather than PC honestly. Pretty cool though. Thumbs up.
Is a Mac download version in development?